Many failures end up with no photograph at all! Astro-bloopers - likes to laughs · Michael Galaxy · ... · 3 · 227 · 0

michael@flatgalaxy.com 1.51
...
· 
·  5 likes
Or with just a few unprocessable sub-frames, lol. My "worst" fails (and my most comical ones) were:

1. One night, I did not know that the trees around me had started pollinating. By the time I woke up, the ENTIRE telescope was covered in a thick, yellow layer of pollen.

2. Another night (a year or so ago), Microsoft decided (in their infinite wisdom) that they would begin *forcing* windows updates unless you knew in advance to go in and change the Windows "active hours" which will block the updates during certain hours of the day. Well, obviously I did not know that (but I do now), and my laptop proceeded to reboot itself right after the imaging session started.

3. Another night, I get all setup, focused, polar aligned, filters setup, optics cleaned, etc....... and then? I forget to push the button (I use APT) to actually start the imaging session.

All of these, obviously end up with nothing to show for in the morning!
Edited ...
Like
tomrgray
...
· 
·  2 likes
Thanks for sharing Michael 😂
1. That must have been quite a mess to clear up, pollen is particularly sticky (hence its value in forensics). 
2. Yes, we’ve all experienced that at some point - no respect for our ‘dark art’. 
3. I’m using APT too - great console but too easy to forget something. I force myself to stay awake until the first few images have come in.
Like
fornaxtwo 1.81
...
· 
·  2 likes
Well I’ve got quite a few to share but one of my first was back in the days of film. Beautiful clear spring night I started imaging several popular targets, in those days just 10 - 15 minutes each, after a few hours the film advance was reading frame 37 then 38 on a 35 frame roll….the film had never advanced past the first frame so all the objects I imaged were on that frame 🙈😩 (made a nice montage!) after that I made sure the film was tightly wound on the reel and wasted a couple of frames to make sure it was advancing, lesson learned!!
Like
tomrgray
...
· 
·  3 likes
Rob as if astro photography wasn’t hard enough already. It was manual guiding that used to do it for me - I’d inevitably bump, or breath on, the guiding eyepiece, and waste another frame.
Like
 
Register or login to create to post a reply.